DJ: Oh yeah? What about?
Me: Your addiction.
DJ: The video games again?
Me: I was talking about you breathing all the time, but, sure, we can go with video games.
DJ: Well, I can't stop breathing. I kinda NEED to breathe.
Me: That's exactly what an addict would say.
DJ: *Sucks in a big lung-full of air.*
Me: You know, you wouldn't snore if you gave up the breathing.
DJ: Yeah, but then I would be dead.
Me: But you wouldn't snore. Really it's a win-win situation.
DJ: How? If I don't breath I would be DEAD.
Me: Yeah, but I wouldn't have to hear your snoring and you wouldn't be addicted anymore. Do you smells popcorn?
DJ: * Coughs, eyes water* I smell your ass.
Me: If you gave up your breathing addiction that wouldn't be a problem.