Lil Miss has just recently learned about Instand Messages and online Chat. She really likes the emoticons.
Lil Miss: 3:-o (cow)
Lil Miss: ~:> (chicken)
Lil Miss: >-) (alien)
Lil Miss: huh??????????????????
Me: It's a lalien. You know from outer space
Lil Miss: You mean alien.
Me: Potatoe, potato. You mean alien, I mean lalien.
Lil Miss: Oh, sorry.
Me: It's ok. You never noticed I put an L on the front of that?
Lil Miss: No... we never talked much about laliens.
Me: We should talk about them more. You know so you can be prepared. You have a foil hat right?!?
Lil Miss: What ARE you TALKING about??? Why do i need a foil hat???
Me: OMG!!!! So the laliens can't read your mind!!!! You are so lalien fodder!
Lil Miss: What's "fodder"?
Me: Fodder = the slowest of the herd. A target.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE A LALIEN TARGET PRACTICE ITEM!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Get yourself a foil hat. Then they can't find you through your thoughts. I'm telling you. I think you should go tell daddy you need a foil hat right NOW!!!
Lil Miss: Ok, but i told gramma
Me: Ok gramma is just as good. *waits a few seconds* (You do know we are joking around right? No foil hats are really needed.)
Lil Miss: Yeah, i know. (darn!)
Me: Ok, but don't tell daddy that...he really believes!
Lil Miss: Really? He said laliens aren't real.
Me: Daddy...get out of the room so I cant warp our daughters mind! He's just telling you that so you wont make him wear the foil hat.
Lil Miss: Along with monsters, and he isn't in the .room
Me: Everyone knows what the foil hat means, he knows ppl will know if they see the hat...
Lil Miss: he said monsters arent real either.
Me: ...and it clashes with all his shoes. I suppose next he will say the tooth fairy doesn't exist. I'm telling you, that daddy is just...well, WRONG!
Lil Miss: he said the tooth fairy, santa, and the easter bunny arent real, either.
Me: Don't worry...the laliens will come and get him. And make him pay for that comment.
Lil Miss: ily (* that means I love you in Lil Miss chat speak)
Lil Miss: ily a lot.
Me: ily a lot.
Lil Miss: Yll never know how much ily
Me: And you will never know how much ily!!!
Lil Miss: ily to the stars
Me: ily to Pluto (where the laliens live. On, Pluto, the PLANET!)
Lil Miss: ily to Kiliwhwata-whatever from Space Chimps
LMBO = laughing my butt off
Lil Miss: huh? Oh. Thx for not cussing
Me: Yep no problem. I usually don't swear when writing/typing.
Lil Miss: ily past Kiliwhwata-whatever
Me: ily to infinity and beyond!
So after all day, and some help from Lil Miss's step-mom, Momica, I got this for my Yule present:
Shut the frack up!!! Does this not go with this convo?!?! Thank you fellow bloggers for posting things like this for me to read! http://blogspot.net23.net/?p=94