So, if you're a regular Minion, you may have noticed I didn't post yesterday.  You may also know that I have been a bit under the weather lately.  Yesterday I felt like crap.  It's still rainy around here.

Without telling you about all of my bodily functions, I will tell you I am feeling a bit better today.  Tomorrow may be different though.

But am amazing thing happened today.  Ok amazing to me.  I think the angels took pity on me for being sick lately and favored me with a small miricle.

What is it?  I fund my favorite eye liner and the lip gloss that goes with it!!!

Shut up, quit laughing.  You have no idea what I have been through with this stupid eyeliner.  (The lip gloss wasn't a big loss since I know exactly where to get it.)

When I first moved in down here, I looked for my eyeliner in EVERY box I own.  I looked in every pocket, purse, under my car seats.  Everywhere.  It was gone.

So the first thing I did was go online to see if I could rder more, only to find out...dun dun dun...it had been discontinued. Of course it has! Duh!  What was I thinkking?  Isn't that the way it works?  As soon as you find a color you love all the make-up manufacturers get together and conspire against you by taking your color off the market and not allowing another company make anything even close, so you will forever more mourn the loss of your color?  That was rhitorical.  I know that's what they do.  I've seen the secret videos tapes.

Ok, so my color has been discontinued, so I went looking for a suitable replacement.  Needless to say, now own about 12 different shades of purple/pink/magenta/fusia.  I really like most of them, and will wear them, but it's not the same.  MAN!!!! NUTS!!!

But today, while looking for a suitable shirt for putting in an application and doing an interview, I stumbled on...yep, my eyeliner!  Catch of it is, I LOOKED THERE ALREADY!!!!  Like 4 times! 

This is one of those things that, for the last 3 1/2 months, has been driving me absolutely bonkers.  I mean, it wasn't so much that it was gone, it's WHERE did it go?  Where has it been all this time?  I'm convinced that the same portal that produces livestock on my porch swallowed up my eyeliner and has now spit it back out.

Well, for whatever reason, it's back, with the lip gloss as a bonus, and since date night is tomorrow, I know what color I will be wereing.  (However, I am still convinced that some higher power is biding time before stealing the next thing to have a laugh at my expence.  Oh, that and I still haven't found my eyedrops.  I know, beggers can't be choosers.)  Tomorrow I will be back to my beautiful self.  Even if it rains.  And if it does, I will be the best looking, eyeliner/lip gloss wearing sick person there is.

So there!
 


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