Me: If we move out, when we get a house, can we put a guard shack at the end of the driveway and make Lil Miss man it to earn her keep for the summers?
DJ: *Looks at me incredulously* What?!?
Me: Think about it. She could stop anyone trying to pull into our driveway.
DJ: Um...no.
Me: C'mon. Wouldn't you feel important with a guard shack at the end of your driveway?
DJ: No.
Me: I would. No one else in the neighborhood would have their own personal security guard. As long as you forget about the child labor laws.
DJ: *head in hand* There's something wrong with your mind.
You know, it took him long enough to figure it out. I'm pretty sure he knew, years ago, that my brain doesn't function normally, but he finally voiced it as fact. lol XD
DJ: *Looks at me incredulously* What?!?
Me: Think about it. She could stop anyone trying to pull into our driveway.
DJ: Um...no.
Me: C'mon. Wouldn't you feel important with a guard shack at the end of your driveway?
DJ: No.
Me: I would. No one else in the neighborhood would have their own personal security guard. As long as you forget about the child labor laws.
DJ: *head in hand* There's something wrong with your mind.
You know, it took him long enough to figure it out. I'm pretty sure he knew, years ago, that my brain doesn't function normally, but he finally voiced it as fact. lol XD
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