Ok, let's clear something up.  Pluto?  It's a planet.  Choke back your arguments.  They will be falling on deaf ears.  You will not convince me. 

I understand that it is a dwarf planet.  All that means is that it's small.  Like a dwarf.  But it's been part of the solar system forever.  The second word of dwarf planet is...well...PLANET!!!  You can't just kick it out of the solar system, after all this time, because it's smaller than the other planets, you bullies.  If that's the case, you should kick Jupiter out because it's too big!

I mean, really.  Dwarf humans are just "little people."  They are no better or worse than other ppl.  You don't kick them out of the human race.  Instead you put them in movies and T.V. and wrestling matches.  Wait, that's midgets.  Whatever serves my argument because most ppl don't know the difference between a dwarf and midget.  You all watched Snow White and LOVED those dwarves.  Why not this one?

So why do it with a dwarf planet? 

I hope all of you "Pluto's not a planet' dwarf planet haters are happy.  You made Pluto cry.  All he wanted to do is be a part of something, and for a while, he was.  Then you went and took it away from him.  You know he ran home and told his mom.  Where do you think that asteroid that almost hit a few weeks ago came from?  Pluto's mom threw it at Earth for being the biggest bullies.  Don't we all know by now that bullying is wrong?

So I say, forget this planet vs. dwarf planet hatred, put your differences aside, adopt a more tolerant life-style and except the fact that Pluto is (and always will be) a planet.  It's bad enough he's at the back of the line, don't make him fight for that last spot too!

Besides, I said Pluto is a planet.  So, it must be true!  Right?!?!

(Holy crap!!!  This is the first thing I've written in years that Word says all my spelling and grammar is correct!  Yay, Me!!!)

So yesterday I got (no kidding) a total of 19 phone calls and 7 voicemails from different moving companies telling me they all recieved my email and wanted to give me quotes on how much it would cost to move.  Um...I didn't send out any email.  This is weird.  I didn't answer any of these calls because I got a total of 3 hours of sleep (which was broken up by the incesant phone calls).  Today I did answer one of the phone calls.  This is how it went.

Moving Company: Am I speaking to Sonja.

Me:  Yes, but I didn't send out an email so I don't know why you're calling me.

M.C.:  Well, I'm calling to give you a quote on your upcoming move.

Me:  That's what I'm trying to tell you.  I don't have an upcoming move.  That's probably why I didn't send out an email.  I think I've been hacked.

M.C.:  Well, are you going to be moving at any time.

Me: Maybe SOMEDAY.  In the future.  But no time soon.  But not right now.  right now I just want to make moving companies stop calling me.

M.C.:  Ok well then, I'll put you down for a call back for sometime after the holidays.

Me:  How about WHEn I decide to move I will call YOU?  Oh wait...How much would it cost to move all my stuff to Pluto.  I think if we repopulate it it might have a chance of being a planet again.

She hung up on me.

WTF?!?!  Did you not get the part where I said I don't want to get anymore calls?  And when did I say I was moving after the holidays?  And I'm totally seriouse about this Pluto idea.  It's small enough that only a select few could live there, but I really think if we populated it the other planets would let it back into the cool kids circle and it would be reinstated.  Pluto could sit back and tell 'em, "Fuck you!  You all kicked me out cause I was too small and now that I got PPL you want me back?  Kiss it you jealous, peopleless a-holes!"  (Cause that's how Pluto talks.)  Except Earth, Mars and Pluto would get along cause Earth and Pluto would both have ppl and Mars has aliens.  That's just cool.


And that's why no one should hack me.  Cause other PPL have to deal with me then.