Lil Miss:  I know what I want for Christmas.

Me:  What's that?

LM: A Sk...m...anil.

Me:  A WHAT?!?  I can't understand you.  You're talking on your dad's phone.  You know it makes you all muffely.

Lm:  A Skelanimal

Me:  Whay the crap is a sklinimal?

LM:  A Skelanimal!!!!

Me:  Can you spell that?

LM: S-k-e-l...animal.

Me:  What is a Skelanimal?  I've never even heard of that.

LM:  It's and animal that has it's heart and bones on the outside.

Me:  WHAT?!?!  Gross!!!  Why would you possably want...wait...they sell animals like that?!?!

LM:  Yeah, but it's not gross.  It's a stuffed animal.

Me:  Like taxidermy?!?

LM: No! Like a teddy bear.  The heart and bones are sewn on.

Me:  Oh!!!  God you had me worried.  You got real creepy there for a few.

LM:  No a real animal with bones on the outside is something YOU would want.  So, really, who's creepy?

I couldn't argue with her after that.  for any of you wondering, this is what she was talking about:
Kit the Kat
I did get it for her.  I also got her this one:
Dax the Dog
I felt the need to let her dad know, in case she said anything to anyone else (or in case he was thinking of getting it for her).  The conversation was short, but went like this:

Me:  Unless you already got one, I will get her the cat (Kit) for Christmas.  That cool?

Lil Miss's Dad:  Yep.  Wasn't getting her that.

I suspect that he thought it was the same thing I did and will be pleasently suprised to find out that there will be no dead animals, with bones and organs showing, in his house.

Have a Happy Yule/Christmas and a Great New Year to all my Minions!!!!

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