Sorry for the late post. I was busy having a life. HHAHA! Ok, I don't really have a life. Not much. Shut up! I was visiting DJ's mom and eating burgers. And I'm not gonna apologize for it. Not when ground beef or Slurpees are involved. And we got a Slurpee on the way home. :P So anyway, today I'm gonna share another convo that I forgot I had written down. Hope you enjoy and I will be back with a regular post tomorrow.
Me: Will you go pee for me?
DJ: No.
Me: P-L-E-A-S-E!!! I don't ask for much.
DJ: I can't.
Me: If you really loved me you would.
DJ: I CAN'T.
Me: Lil Miss at least tried.
DJ: I'm not going pee for you.
Me: *huffs* FINE!!! I'll do it myself!
Lil Miss did actually try to do it for me. Maybe because she's still young and believes in magic and fairies...I don't know, but at least she tried. And who hasn't made this request of someone? Just learn how to osmosis your urine into someone else so you can be lazy and not have to get up because that would involve moving. I really don't think it's too much to ask. Apparently someone does.
Me: Will you go pee for me?
DJ: No.
Me: P-L-E-A-S-E!!! I don't ask for much.
DJ: I can't.
Me: If you really loved me you would.
DJ: I CAN'T.
Me: Lil Miss at least tried.
DJ: I'm not going pee for you.
Me: *huffs* FINE!!! I'll do it myself!
Lil Miss did actually try to do it for me. Maybe because she's still young and believes in magic and fairies...I don't know, but at least she tried. And who hasn't made this request of someone? Just learn how to osmosis your urine into someone else so you can be lazy and not have to get up because that would involve moving. I really don't think it's too much to ask. Apparently someone does.
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